1. Whoa! Somebody was left lying on their back for a year after their birth! Or did somebody hit you in the back of the head with an anvil?
2. Jong? Like in "Long Jong Silver"?
3. He what? Likes to kiss you on all four cheeks.
4. So I have to humor him about the road runner & Wile E.?
5. Of course cartoons are real. (So is keeping my head).
6. Bring him a pie and glace at him and say: "Nope! Need a pie twice this size!"
7. All you need is Leno's chin and you would be perfect.
8. Take the last cookie from six-foot cookie jar.
9. Tell him he looks just like his dad. Now that he's been dead for awhile.
10. You and John Kerry need to get your heads together and participate in our New Year's Parade as a walking blimp.