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Thursday, 14 November 2013

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1. Married guy in Brazil when he could have chosen from 200,000 in New York City.

2 From Kentucky. 50/50 chance to go nuts if you're from Kentucky. (See Miley Cyrus & Dad))

3. Ned Beatty, also from Kentucky, taught him to squeal like a pig.

4. Showed part of the Gulf of Mexico on his chest during Day's Weather Report.

5. Liberace Tattoo

6. "Balls out guest Whoopi Goldberg for loud whisper "What A Waste!" while doing weather.

7. Balls out.

8. "Heavy fog tonight for those of us not in bed at 7PM to 7AM!"

9. "Santa Claus is on the map tonight and it' not even Christmas. Must be a flying pig."

10.Can't lisp properly!

11.Snowman on chart is in Hawaii instead of Alaska.

12."Let's see what's coming up for the next ten years, starting with tonight's forecast!"

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