With the country so far in debt, the White House has ordered twice as many audits this year than normal. Listed below are some signs that might make them include you in their audits:
1. Your last name is Madoff.
2. You still include all those cats as dependents.
3. Placing an SWAK on the envelope flap.
4. You list all your losses at the Casino as business expenses. (I was trying to impress someone that I could pay them back).
5. Listing expenses for broken kneecap replacement.
6. Your place of business burned down with all your records. Also, your accountant's house. Also, your bank.
7. Allowing the words "Tea Party" to pop up anywhere in your forms.
8. Investing $10,000 in Game Cocks.
9. Ask for an extension until your money is worth something.
10. Forgetting and calling them really bad names after you discovered their hidden mike under your desk.
11. Claiming that you died before the first of the year.
12. "No Comprende!"