Written by Tony Bagodonutz

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Thursday, 7 November 2013

Apple product development has been working to branch out on the marketing of their iphones, ipads, and laptops. They are trying to do this by reaching a wider spectrum of possible interest sets. Here are five more products that were in development but did not make the list . . .

1.iSoar - An iphone / remote control airplane

2.iSolated - solar powered iProduct

3.iForAnEye - Electronic eyewear

4.iShotTheSherriff - Computerized revolver

5.iCaramba! - Fiesta themed iPad

6. Apples to Oranges - Cost benefit application

7. iCeIceBaby - Apple felt this one would get a cold response

8. iNever - for the easily offended

9. iScream! - A "loud-top"

10. iAyeCaptain - for the seafarer techy

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