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Saturday, 26 October 2013

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These ten items will soon be removed from Goose Mountain catalogs and stores. They are just not He-Man material say owners.

10. Toilet paper shaped like leaves.

9. Best Butterfly Recipes.

8. Freeze-Dried Chewing Gum.

7. Snake charming kit.

6. Bear poop in woods (Joke)

5. Fake moss to add to wrong side of trees. Trick used in game to see who are the first group to find their way back to camp after being walked half a day blindfolded.

4. Whoopee Cushions. (No longer needed with todays high fiber diets.

3. Inflatable Pig (Most have never seen the movie Deliverance).

2. Slippery Oak ax handles.

1. Native guides.

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