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Thursday, 24 October 2013

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According to a recent survey by none other that Playboy Magazine, these are the most hated names or terms a wife wants to be called during sex with her husband:

1. Sperm Bank

2. PooPoo

3. You still there?

4. Little Sticky

5. Loosey Goosey

6. Call the undertaker!

7. What's for supper tonight?

8. Did you know you had a wart at your hairline?

9. 84 bottles of beer on the wall!

10. Ah, come one. That one was a mile outside.

11. Ground Hog Day!!

12. Well, maybe a little fat

13. Woof! Woof!

14. Thar she blows!

15. Moooooooo!

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