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Thursday, 24 October 2013

image for A List of 10 Albums That Did Not Sell CD sales have decreased over the past 12 months. (Photo courtesy of Ryan Seacrest).

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just issued its yearly list of 10 albums that did not make it off the record store and retail store shelves.

Every year hundreds of recording artists go into the recording studio in hopes of hopefully recording the next Thriller by Michael Jackson, Rumours by Fleetwood Mac, or Born In The USA by Bruce Springsteen.

But sad to say a good number of them simply end up in the bargain bins at local record stores and retail stores throughout America.

A LIST OF 10 ALBUMS THAT DID NOT SELL

  1. Justin Bieber Sings The Songs of Liberace
  2. Ke$ha Performs The Most Popular Love Songs of World War I
  3. A Collection of Amish Dance Tunes
  4. Accordion Songs From The Civil War
  5. Celine Dion's Favorite Hillbilly Classics
  6. Journey Plays The Hits of Foreigner, Foreigner Plays The Hits of Survivor, and Survivor Plays The Hits of Journey
  7. A Collection of Oprah Winfrey's Best Loved Glockenspiel Tunes
  8. George Strait Performs The Songs of Beyonce
  9. Kanye West's Tribute To The Dust Bowl Days
  10. Sarah Palin's All-Time Favorite Hunting Songs

[NOTE: The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency would like to thank country music recording artist Carrie Underwood for graciously helping in the compilation of this list.]

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