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Thursday, 19 September 2013

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With e-cigarette use on the rise, many are wondering whether the battery-operated device is the answer to the dangers posed by traditional burning tobacco. Here's a helpful list of pros and cons to help you consider if e-cigarettes are right for you.

PRO
• None of the health risks, all of the aesthetic coolness
• No longer feel guilty after visiting cancer-stricken uncle in hospital
• Might be able to fool cool kids into letting you hang out with them at lunch
• You can totally ignite one in front of the principal and he can't do anything about it
• Ability to light one up while at work lets you pretend you're Don Draper
• You know the pen/e-cigarette combo isn't far away


CON
• Frequently mistaken for one-hitter by pothead friends
• Basically makes you a pussy
• Cannot be put out on a suspect's face to force a confession
• Keep throwing into gutter by force of habit
• Increased amount of time spent living on this planet
• Convenience store clerk now one less person you have regular conversations with

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