Written by Ana Ward

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Tags: Brad, huge

Tuesday, 13 March 2007

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Two issues discussed here all in one headline. Wow this is huge because when the name Angelina or Brad is mentioned EVERYONE listens, or reads and gasps.

Angelina has let the world know that there have been kidnapping threats made, which she managed to wangle her way out of, and is now concerned for the safety of her children.

Angelina has also been dubbed as a "good person" because she cried for several years while doing "good" in the African countries and for the underpriveleged.

She may be a fantastic, kind, generous, loving person, YET SHE WAS NOT KIDNAPPED & SHE STOLE SOMEONE ELSE'S HUSBAND!

Angelina - come on girl - you and Brad have got enough publicity and money to just stay out of sight for a little while. At least allow Jennifer some time to get over the pain of a vixen stealing her husband instead of being kidnapped!

I cry all the time and I am on my way to stealing someone's husband (Ben Affleck I am coming for YOU) and I have still not had my name up in lights or been dubbed a good person (apart from my family & friends whom I pay to say I am fantastic)!

Please could someone tell me what I am doing wrong?

P.S. So Jennifer (Garner that is) prepare yourself for some heartache and be WARNED that I am going to steal your man (you can keep the baby though)!

P.P.S Jennifer (Aniston this time) I will see you over the weekend for our weekly girly chat - ask Courtney to come as well, it will be fantastic to see her again. Can I watch you kiss again?

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