Written by Ana Ward

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Monday, 12 March 2007

image for Scarlett Johansson a Boy Scarlett's complicated surgery diagram!

Oh please, now I have heard everything. If Scarlett is a boy, she is a darn fine looking "boy". She doesn't even look "butch" for crying out loud.

What is it with all these famous stars - all wanting to outshine one another. Guess she is being original and not copying everyone else by dashing to rehab for a quick fix or throwing a tantrum, or showing everyone her privates.

Voluptous Scarlett is by no means a boy - she is definitely a girl! She has finally completed her gender transformation process from a boy to a girl. After growing up know as "Scar" - she got fed up with boys mistaking her for a girl because of her full lips and well rounded pecks - so she retaliated by showing them who was boss and became A GIRL!

Scarlett GIRL you are obviously looking for attention - whose attention though? GIRLS OR BOYS? Confused?

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