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Monday, 16 September 2013

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According To The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency of Chicago, Vampire motion pictures have just surpassed sci-fi movies, superhero movies, fantasy movies, and animated movies in terms of overall popularity.

The film series The Twilight Saga, which starred Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner helped to popularize the vampire genre of films.

Television shows about vampires helped to give the vampire genre a powerful boost. Three of these shows include The Vampire Diaries, which stars Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev; The Vampire Threesome, which starred Paris Hilton, Russell Brand, and Chelsea Handler; and The Dracula Chronicles, which stars Ke$ha, Boo Boo Stewart, and Cloris Leachman.

A LIST OF THE TOP 10 VAMPIRE MOVIES OF 2013


  1. The Saga of The Sadistic Vampire Chef
  2. The Vampire Serial Sucker
  3. The Diary of A Bipolar Vampire
  4. The Vampire Eating Chupacabra
  5. The Legend of The Bermuda Triangle Vampire Whore
  6. Once Upon A Vein
  7. The Suckling Demon Vampires of Wasilla
  8. Kim Jong Un and The Vampire MILF
  9. The Good, The Bad, and The Sucked
  10. The Curse of The Vampire Bounce Castle


NOTE: There were two other vampire movies that just missed making the list. Those two are The Utterly Superstitious Vampire Hunters of Honduras and The Infamous Baltimore Blood Bank Robbery.

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