Written by Ana Ward

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Monday, 12 March 2007

image for Angelina Jolie to eat some more This is not Angelina Jolie it is me eating!

"Please baby, just one more mouth full" - Brad pursing his gorgeous kissable lips begging Angie to eat the crispy green salad stabbed onto the 24 carat gold fork gripped in his masculine hand. "Please just for me, and darling Jennifer is not watching."

I wish someone would beg me to STOP EATING. I am big boned - not FAT! I will not stand for being called FAT.

What is it with the skinny brigade of filmstars? Is there a contest going on that I do not know about? I would like the opportunity of loosing all this unwanted weight before the competition, as I am sure I have a fair chance of winning.

Anyway, my weight is not the issue here but Angelina's weight. Now I am too depressed to carry on writing this story as THIN people always get the best deals!!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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