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Friday, 5 July 2013

Two British tourists arrested in Dubai for smiling suggestively.

Interview with the Minister of Tourism, UAE, and the two British tourists.

Interview opening:

HAMLET: In Dubai, two more British tourists have been arrested under their Public Decency laws for smiling suggestively in a restaurant. They're joining us live from Dubai. Mr. and Mrs. Dunnett?

MR. & MRS. DUNNETT: Hello.

HAMLET: Well, you certainly did it with your suggestive smiling, which you'd characterise how? Embarrassingly flirtatious, mildly flirtatious, or simply innocent and friendly?

MR. DUNNETT: I'm not too sure. We flew in a few days ago on our honeymoon - may have been a little eager, but we weren't exactly drooling, were we dear?

MRS. DUNNETT: No, no, no. Though I did have my hand on your...

MR. DUNNETT: Yes... you naughty thing.

MRS. DUNNETT: Not that anyone noticed.

MR. DUNNETT: No... you were very discreet indeed.

MRS. DUNNETT: Yes... . I think it was the old hag at the table beside us.

MR. DUNNETT: Yes... staring at us like an old witch in her silly old black robes.

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