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Sunday, 16 June 2013

Ben Affleck made the following statement today. Clever how he can do that.

Raising kids is the greatest thing I could do,…….. if I could find the little sods. You haven't seem them have you? They are quite small and speak a strange language that I find hard to understand. By the way, what is that stuff that leaks out of them? The smell! what the hell do they eat!?

I think Jennifer saw one on Wednesday but that was Danny Devito sitting at the kitchen table eating iced cookies, anyone can make a mistake can they not? Someone told me the best time to search for them is during the night, apparently they sleep. Well, I looked all over the film set and found nothing, they must hide themselves in case of predators.

Yes, parenthood is a great and wonderful thing, cant wait to start using them skills.

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