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Sunday, 11 March 2007

Vice President Cheney and Eskimo Rapper "Yo Bitch Cook The Fish" went off on a hunting trip to the Yukon following the Libby verdict, and apparently have bagged a Walrus.

Chaney: "Zzzzzp Damn! ! Looked a Little like Kerry -- I held my Fire before I didn't heee hee hee"

Y. B. C. T. Fish: "Yo D.C. You Whack man, that ain't no Walrus that's my Bitch!"

Chaney: "Zzzzzzp Damn! That one looked a little like Pelosi. Hee, hee, guffawwww"

YBCTF: "Yo D.C., ain't that the Sugar Hill Gang? Zzzzzzp Damn!"

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