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Thursday, 30 May 2013

Mr. Lipton....

1. What is your favorite word?
BLING

2. What is your least favorite word?
Chlamydia

3. What turns you on?
Pimpin'

4. What turns you off?
Broke ass mofo's

5. What sound do you love?
The crumple of felt against my hair when I put on my hat

6. What sound do you hate?
A screaming ho'

7. What is your favorite curse word?
All of them

8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?
Turtle

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Anything that involves the popo

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Pimpin' wasn't easy, but it paid the bills.

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