- There are no pains without gains, especially when it comes to booty sex
- At the working man's house, hunger looks in but dares not enter. At the working girl's house, hunger enters but leaves poorer!
- Industry pays debts while despair increases them. but gettin' busy at first increases and then before long leaves you both with creases.
- Diligence is the mother of good luck and dildos will be rarely lucky if your mother finds them!
- God gives all things to industry and the sex industry gives all the glory to Gggooooddddd! ! ! ! !
- Plough deep while sluggards sleep and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. But if Sluggo is fast asleep and you try to plough him deep, he'll likely knock your teeth out, Believe me!
- One today is worth two tomorrows. But try to have three going at the same time and you may have no tomorrows!
- Have you something to do tomorrow? Do it today. Do her today and tomorrow!
- If you were a servant would you not be ashamed that a good master should catch you idle? Then if you are your own master be ashamed to catch yourself idle. Poor Dick tells you, Idle hands should be ashamed of themselves!
- Women and wine, game and deceit make the wealth small and the wants great. . . No wonder he called himself, Poor Richard!
Saturday, 10 March 2007
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