To have got that Gay Marriage Bill through with Miliband's help was the last straw. A total disaster. To think it was Tories who helped it through!
My son has already been around about the wedding he is fixing with his partner, Jeremy, next year. He's a surprisingly normal chap this Jeremy - you really wouldn't know the feller was bent.
Augustus, my son, has asked me if we would prefer a wedding with the Quakers or in a Unitarian Church. I told him the Quakers are out - the yellow cowards. The Unitarian Church sounds like a Trade Union Church but at least it's a Church.
I suggested a Humanist wedding but Augustus tells me they don't do Christian weddings.
So there we are. That shitbag Cameron has written to us to say he's not sneering at us - just laughing at us methinks.
I'm calling Cameron David Miliband from now on - a brother for his socialist pal.