Written by j.w.

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Monday, 20 May 2013

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I've sent my son to a Public School. He had all the benefits of getting to know chaps with the same outlook on life as himself.

And how does he pay me back?

He has turned into A RAVING QUEER!!

What is worse he wants to get married. TO ANOTHER MAN. To bring even more disgrace he wants to get married in a CHURCH.

My God, I can hardly believe it.

With all this upon me I now have my MP voting to make gay marriage in Church legal!

I voted for the bugger - and I'm sure he is one - and I saw him the other week prattling on in the House of Commons about times changing.

They certainly are - for the worse.

Now OUR PARTY is pushing forward this legislation to make Poofter marriage legal.

OUR Prime Minister, an old Etonian, is advocating it.

This is what immigration has done to us. Letting in all those Queers. And Europe, with the French in the lead, have helped to destroy the moral fibre of our youth.

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