Oh J, what next. Were you not happy with your "alleged" court appearances and now need some more publicity - running out of money?
The list of Dannielynn's fathers is growing, but O J is confident and he challenges anyone to come forward.
We are now waiting for confirmation from the following as DNA samples have already been retrieved:
Michael Jackson - when he was in court with his pjs during his alleged child molestation case.
Brad Pitt - when Jennifer and Angie weren't looking
Bill Clinton - once Monica had left the building
George Bush - at Camp David
Robbie Williams - in rehab
Wenworth Miller - in prison
Daniel Radcliffe - on broadway
Elton John - while singing candle in the wind
Prince William - his dad paid for it
Prince Charles - at his bachelors party
Robert Mugabe - has not been interviewed yet
Bin Laden - ANS's mother to exhume his body for specimens (she may have met him some time during her travells from one park to another park - trailer park that is!
Homar Simpson - because his name sounds just like O J's
O J Simpson has volunteered to use the ANS to Dannielynn) inheritance money (now belongingto Dannielynn) to pay for the costs of the laboratory tests on all those who claim to be Dannielynn's father but are not!
Seems to me if O J is using the same attorney in his O J case (we still not sure what happened to his wife) he may actually get Dannielynn!