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Friday, 9 March 2007

Just because you were called fat does not mean you need to be nasty to your help!! So it seems that if you are blessed with good looks and have a shit load of money, you can do almost anything you like as well as lack good manners. Even Britney did not stoop that low. Come on Naomi - have a phone! Phones are for chatting on - they were not designed for throwing!! How old are you? TWO?

What about NA - where does that come in. Just because you go to NA religiously doesnt make you a matyr or give you the right to abuse your celebrity status .... and throw your phone at your help! Phones don't do so well on the cleaning, scrubbing and washing side - no matter how fancy your phone is. Unless it is a Nokia - then it can do anything....

A comment about wanting to go to NA in every city in the world where you are at - so that you can you be reminded of where you are in your life and where you came from (which you read from a book) and where you want be - GIRL - use your phone and contact me, your family or even friends and we can tell.

OH by the way you are not FAT - just big boned - just like me, and I love the cardboard cut out of yourself - you cloning yourself now too?

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