Kim Jong Un: Hello Dennis are you there?
Dennis Rodman: Right here Kimmy. What's up dude?
Kim Jong Un: Oh nothing much. I was just having a bowl of rice pudding and reading the latest issue of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily.
Dennis Rodman: Say bro, I sure have been hearing a lot of bad stuff about you lately.
Kim Jong Un: Oh yeah. Like what?
Dennis Rodman: Well all of the U.S. publications and news media shows are saying that you are one crazy little funny hairdoed dude with all of your rhetoric about launching missiles at L.A., Washington D.C., Paris, and even Tijuana, Mexico.
Kim Jong Un: Denny, I never said that I was going to shoot a missile at Tijuana. I said that I would be firing one at Topeka...Kansas.
Dennis Rodman: Tokepa! Say fella, I hate to burst your bubble but the only way one of your missiles would ever reach Kansas is if you FedExed it.
Kim Jong Un: Oh that's very funny Rodman. You're funnier than Donald Trump's hair.
Dennis Rodman: Now, now Kimmy. Dontcha be talkin' about my boss like that. And besides have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately old chap. I swear your head looks like it's got two black cats sleeping on top of it.
Kim Jong Un: Your mama Dennis.
Dennis Rodman: Well Mr. Un, your mama, and your mama's mama, and your mama's mama's mama.
Kim Jong Un: Dammit it Dennis, you make me dizzy. Hey here is something I am going to tell you but I want you to keep it under your hat okay?
Dennis Rodman: I'm all ears.
Kim Jong Un: You're telling me. There is no one in America who I despise more than that male acting, caribou smelling, teabaggin loser Sarah Palin.
Dennis Rodman: I know. You've mentioned it to me at least half a dozen times.
Kim Jong Un: Well guess what my basketball buddy? I have a missile pointed right at "Reindeer Breath" Palin's home in Wasilla, Alaska.
Dennis Rodman: No?
Kim Jong Ju: Yes. I found her house, Casa Moscow on Google Maps.
Sarah Palin: I heard that, you young Gary Busey-haired whippersnapper and gosh darnit I am going to report you to Arizona's Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio.
Kim Jong Un: Bite me you moose-kissing beatch.
Dennis Rodman: Catch you later Kim.
Kim Jong Un: Okey dokey hokey pokey.