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Friday, 9 March 2007

image for TheSpoof 10,000 Dollar Vagina Pyramid Game - ft. Buck E. Filbert Just a few of the dollars Buck E. and J-Man won.

Wednesday morning TheSpoof's annual 10,000 Dollar Vagina Pyramid game finished with Buck E. Filbert and his partner Jalapenoman in the winners circle, just like the last 344 contests.

Here's how things went over:

Dick Clark: "Alright, J-Man, Buck E., are you ready?"

J-Man: "Yep."

Dick Clark: "Ok, go!"

J-Man: "Uhhh, it's small, something you know a lot about... Justin Timberlake has one-"

Buck E. "Vagina!"

Dick Clark: "Correct!"

J-Man: "Sascha Cohen."

Buck E. "Chilled vagina."

Dick Clark: "Yes!"

J-Man: "Ummm... Paris Hilton"

Buck E.: "Certified used vagina!"

Dick: "KAPOW!"

J-man: "This is uh, um, like Tupac's competitors..um-"

Buck E. "Notorious vaginas?"

Dick: "CRACKKA LAKKA!"

J-Man: "Oh, uh, eh, burning, hot, um, Lindsay Lohan-"

Buck E.: "Red hot flaming vaginas!"

Dick: "SLIZZLE SLAMS! You win again!"

And just like that Buck E. and J-Man tied up their 345th consecutive annual 10,000 Dollar Vagina Pyramid game. The game will be televised on Friday morning at 3:30am, and 5:30am on the Game Show Network.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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