I look into my Waterford Crystal Ball past the debacle in Iraq-al (the new name since the September '07 Al-Qaida victory), the collapse of the US economy, Walter Reed's condemnation by the Health Department and the indictment of the entire Bush administration for impersonating human beings. Into the '08 elections I gaze and there I see some really strange shit!
Though still a bit hazy, I think I see a chubby, somewhat manly and very aggressive senator from a state she never lived in at an altar with a tall, handsome, very inexperienced African gentleman. Yes, I see it now. . . it is becoming clearer. . . It's a double wedding. . . the other couple looks very familiar. . . everyone has seen them side by side many times. . . both are typical 21st century obese Americans. . . prosperous, somewhat smilingly calm yet bursting with sexual tension. . . their wedding cake comes before my eyes. . . Bill, is it? and Al 4ever. . . wait, it's not a wedding at all! It's an inaugaration with a foursome of democrats Presidents Hillary and Obama and VP's Al and Bill. . . wait, wait! there's a fifth party wearing a sort of crown rising into the air operating a glass elevator. . . He is saying something about PrezMinister and shouting: GGGGOOOIIIINNNGGG UUUUUPPPPP!!!!