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Thursday, 8 March 2007

P4YourGenitalia has launched a new webshite called StallWall. Scrawl dedicated to the cleverest bathroom wall graffiti from across the shittin', pissin world. The site utilzes a toiletcam to record the proverbs of the pissers and the shiboleths of the shitters. In the first release of the webshite, the top ten floaters rose to the surface:

1) Bush pull out the way your father should have!
2) Somebody please suck him off so we can impeach him
3) Don't do it signed Laura
4) Rove loves Libby
5) Libby Roves Jailhouse Love
6) Cheney wishes Libby came hunting
7) Bush Hunts Cheney
8) PardonLibby:good name for a Rock Group
9) PardonNixon:Good name for a Retro-Rock group
10)Bush:Open up earth and Swallow ME!

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