Catholics everywhere have been shocked by the resignation of Pope Benedict. The Catholic Church are saddened that Pope Benedict is resigning and are hurt by his lack of commitment.
One lady was heard whining, "I've been a good Catholic and have been to Mass every week, regularly attended confession, and have cooked fish every Friday as well as popping out a baby every year for the last twenty years." The lady continued, "After all I've been through being a good Catholic girl and not using birth control the least that old fool can do is to carry on with his Holy Father duties."
Some Catholics have been hurt by the Pope's selfishness in wanting to enjoy himself reading a book in a comfortable chair with his slippers off like any other old age pensioner.
Piers Morgan said, "I am a Catholic and I am really amazed that that old 85 year old man is resigning and not dying in harness like the pope would normally do." He said, "The Pontiff doesn't have to put bread on the table and worrying about whether his audience ratings are okay. For two pins I would join the Catholic Church and I would be as good at public relations and at putting on a good show in the Vatican as that old fart"
Piers Morgan's agent declined to criticise Piers lack of Christian charity and said, "It is not for me to say." Piers has been reported to be a secret member of Opus Dei and has been seen purchasing a whip from Anne Summers.