Adele was panned by the fashion police for wearing what appeared to be a red, patterned curtain to the Grammy Award Ceremony.
Poor Adele looked like a refugee from the Van Trapp family from the set of The Sound of Music. "It looked as if Julie Andrews had whipped up a dress from an old pair of curtains like she did for those Austrian kids when she was working as a nanny". One bitchy gay designer was heard waspishly bleating into his iphone.
Adele looked as gay as a Christmas tree in her garish red dress which was completely out of place amongst all the sleekly polished outfits worn by the likes of Beyonce, J-Lo and Kelly Rowlands.
An embarrassed British fashion journalist said, "I didn't know where to put myself and was truly embarrassed to be British; everyone else was dressed in Victoria Beckham and Armani and Adele looked as if she was wearing her granny's bathrobe."
It is startling to see how normal and likeable Adele looked compared to some of the emaciated, clothes horses there who looked they had walked straight off a catwalk. Some people have said that Adele was the only 'normal' person there who was remotely 'human' all the other celebrities looked as if they were synthetic Barbie dolls and stolen their style from her wardrobe.
Normal women everywhere will have been sighing with relief and letting out their belts and seeing that our girl, is "keeping it real".