Written by Abel Rodriguez
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Thursday, 7 February 2013

POLITICAL FACEBOOK

President Obama: Hello George. Are you there?
8:03 a.m.

George Clooney: I'm right here Mr. President and how the heck are you doing sir?
8:07 a.m.

President Obama: I'm good Georgie. And do tell me how is that gorgeous long-legged girlfriend of yours?
8:11 a.m.

George Clooney: Which one? Just kidding. Stacey is in New York City shooting a high heel shoes commercial.
8:14 a.m.

President Obama: Well let me say that they certainly picked the right gal for that job.
8:17 a.m.

George Clooney: Thank you sir, Stacey is a fine woman and gosh she can vo-di-oh-doe like no woman I have ever known.
8:20 a.m.

President Obama: Wow! That is really saying something. Mmmm-Mmmm, let me just say that Keibler is a keeper.
8:24 a.m.

George Clooney: So tell me Mr. President, what did you think about the Super Bowl?
8:28 a.m.

President Obama: I loved it. And I am thrilled to say that I won $14,000 on the game.
8:31 a.m.

George Clooney: $14,000! You bet on the Ravens?
8:35 a.m.

President Obama: I sure did. I had some fantastic tips from two secret service agents who had been down in New Orleans on an undercover assignment.
8:38 a.m.

George Clooney: And who did you make the bet with? Don't tell me it was Joey?
8:43 a.m.

President Obama: No, it wasn't my good pal Biden. I made the bet with the man with the hairdo from hell.
8:47 a.m.

George Clooney: Gary Busey?
8:50 a.m.

President Obama: No. It was with that egotistical, arrogant, sarcastic, know-it-all jive ass Donald Trump.
8:54 a.m.

George Clooney: You mean the old "Birther Bitch" himself?
8:57 a.m.

President Obama: Yep. Dat be the one.
9:01 a.m.

Donald Trump: Ah, hello Mr. President, I have never once claimed to know it all, I just pretty much know most of it, okay?
9:03 a.m.

President Obama: Well well, if it isn't Mr. Donald Trump. And tell me, how are you feeling now that you're a little bit lighter in the wallet Donnie boy?
9:06 a.m.

Donald Trump: I'll get my money back when the NBA finals come around.
9:09 a.m.

George Clooney: Hey Trumpy, are you still picking the Los Angeles Lakers to win it all?
9:11 a.m.

President Obama: Answer the man Donnie.
9:16 a.m.

George Clooney: I guess his tears must have shorted out his keyboard.
9:18 a.m.

President Obama: Good one Jorge!
9:20 a.m.

George Clooney: Thank you Mr. President. Catch you later.
9:22 a.m.

President Obama: Ditto amigo.
9:25 a.m.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!
Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

88 readers are online right now!

Go to top