Obama is a blue blooded clone of King Tut. The History Channel has confirmed that Barack shares the same DNA as the Pharoah King Tut.
More scary still Michelle Obama is a deadringer for King Tut's sister Nefertiti and the two daughters Malia and Sasha also resemble the children of King Tut and Nefertiti.
Is Barack really a clone of an ancient Egyptian King?
Said rival Mitt Romney; "Barack should release all his medical records and he should have a DNA/blood test. I don't know why that commie doesn't go back to his pyramid and let a true American represent "The Land of the Free" it is undemocratic. Why has the democratic party cloned an Ancient Egyptian? Obviously the guy was no good when he was a pharoah otherwise we in the USA would be living in pyramids and going about like aliens. I challenge the fellow to a bible scripture reading contest. He is really the Sun God Osiris and he wants to destroy America"
Donald Trump ran to Mitt's rescue and said that Barack Obama was cloned by the elite. He said I am angry that Barack Obama is ruining the United States. Why is Barack Obama a clone of King Tut running the "Land of the Free" when he is really a reincarnation of satan. It is a conspiracy. He is puppet put there by the Masons why there is even a masonic pyramid and an all seeing eye on the dollar bill!" Patriotic Donald said that he did not want his dollar bills to have a pyramid on the back. He said that it would be more fitting if the Trump tower was on the dollar bill and a wealthy guy like himself or Bill Gates should have their picture on the bill.
Donald Trump said, "I don't know why they bothered cloning an Egyptian guy and reincarnating him as our president when we have perfectly good Christians like Mitt who could make us a great country again. He spoke passionately about how he wanted to make the USA more patriotic and to have a full blooded American in the Oval Office. He said, "I am not a racist guy but I only want a white guy batting for our team". I don't know why Lincoln freed the slaves only for Barack Obama and Michelle to take over the USA. Angry Trump said he had a good mind to create a time machine to go back in time and stop Lincoln being assassinated. If Lincoln had lived none of this nonsense would have happened. Trump said that he would have rather the USA had cloned George Washington and brought him back as the 44th president then a skinny one eyed Egyptian guy with a pointy head who had married his sister.
As a parting shot Trump said that instead of Beyonce singing at Super Bowl it should of been Taylor Swift. He said "She is a sweet little thing even if she has sucked up to the Kennedys!"