Bless me Father for I have sinned,it has been a week since my last confession.Father,I am not a catholic but I feel so guilty that I might as well be one or one of those pre-catholics...oh yeah,jews.I continue to kill relatively innocent folks who join my organization because their region of the country has terrible schools and high unemployment-both of which are a direct result of my governmental policies.These folks regularly kill other folks many of whom just want to be left alone but are Muslims of so many types they might as well be American Protestants and are probably souless heathens destined for heck.
I'm sure since your Pope insulted the entire Muslim world and refused to really apologize ,you understand what i mean. I've recked the surplus and made a gigantic deficit.Abandoned the wounded soldiers,the environment and people all over the globe in need of birth control and condoms.
OK!,OK! OK!How many times do I have to tell you that you can't use the sacrament with your phoney Baptist baptism and that you confessed all this bullcrap every week for the past six years...A good confession requires a sincere desire to reform! NO 4Giveness 4U!