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Monday, 5 March 2007

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Real Estate Tycoon and YUPPIE Deity -- DONALD DUMP -- sat down for an Interview with C.N.N.'s BLITZKREIG HORSEFLY last Night

The following is a Transcript

BHF : "Good Evening Mr Dump"

Dmp : "Please BLITZKRIEG -- just call me the DUMPSTER --it's a Pet Name you know"

BHF : "How do you think the BUSH ADMINISTRATION is Handling the Economy ?"

Dmpstr : "I think they're doing a Bang Up Job - But don't ask my Illegal Houskeeper that question ---hee hee"

BHF : "But what do you think about raising the Minimum Wage ?"

Dmpstr : " Where I come from a Man picks himself up by his Bootstraps -- Put's his nose to the Grindstone -- and Inherits 25 Million Dollars "

"I think that LOWERING the Minimum Wage would be good for the Economy "

BHF : "LOWER The Minimum Wage !!!"

Dmpstr : "Thats right --- it'll Stimulate Growth"

"By the way BLITZKRIEG -- YOUR FIRED !!"

"heee hee --- Love Watchin them pass out"

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