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Monday, 5 March 2007

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In a new FOX NEWS POLL conducted last Month a whopping 84% of viewers agree with President BUSH -

"FREEDOM IS GOOD"

Another 34% believe that WATER comes from CLAMS!

96% say God is a WHITE GUY AND A REPULICAN

18% Say God's a WHITE GUY AND AN INDEPENDENT

2% say He's a GAY BLACK DEMOCRAT

33% say they believe everything they read and 61 % say they don't believe anything they read

87% say the Moon Landings were Faked and 13 % say the DUTCH were behind the bombing of Pearl Harbor

12% changed the Channel

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