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Sunday, 25 November 2012

image for Statues to be erected all over the planet in honour of total arseholes! He was full of crap too and will join the others soon; "star wars my butt!"

After the stunning success of Sir Alex Ferguson having his statue revealed at the Theatre of Dreams in Manchester, the United Nations, FIFA and Jaggedone (who?), have decided to erect statues to some of the world's greatest arseholes in places where masses of pigeons (and other birds) can shit all over them (SAF is not an arsehole BTW!).

The statues would then become symbols of human madness and how these arseholes, have in various times in human history, crapped on mankind with impunity. They then would get covered in pigeons shit as a stern reminder that such AH's should never be allowed rear their ugly heads again; here a few statues that will be erected in the coming months:

Berlin: Adolf Hitler (no plaque required)
Kiev: Josef Stalin (plaque required because he never gets the publicity that AH gets and murdered millions more!)
London: Tony Blair (no plaque required because he's full of crap)
Washington DC: George Bush (ditto as above)
Harare, Zimbabwe: Robert Mugabe (plaque required because the UN keeps licking his butt; why?)
Rome: Mussolini and Berlusconi (twin statue and plaque explaining that they are and were both ruled by the Mafia)
Peking: Mao Tse Tung (plaque required explaining why Mao's communist legacy has been filled by communist billionaires!)
Phnom Penh: Pol Pot (NO PLAQUE REQUIRED, EVIL BASTARD!)
Rio De Janeiro / Montevideo / Buenos Aires / Santiago: Multiple statues of South American Generals (plaque required to help relatives still searching for their lost sons and daughters)
Paris: Napolean (plaque required explaining why such a military genius led his troops to the slaughter in a Russian winter?)
Cave in Pakistan: Bin Laden (plaque required explaining why a Saudi millionaire turned into a mass-murdering, evil terrorist)

etc, etc.

The statues will be funded by tax-payers money because it was the "Little People" who supported these bastards in the first place (apart from Bin laden)!

A pigeon spokeseman also said; "we are full of crap and can't wait to unload it on these bastards!"

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