The Christmas season is fast approaching and merchants and retailers are already trying to figure out which toys will be this holiday season's best sellers.
According to three of the biggest retail chains in the United States this year promises to be a banner year for such toys as Jake's Musical Pirate Ship, LeapPad 2 Explorer, Nerf Laser Tag Blasters, Lalaloopsy Silly Hair Star Doll - Harmony B. Sharp, Furby, and Little Mommy Doctor Doll.
Reno P. Grickenshaster, is a spokesperson for the Cheyenne, Wyoming-based reputable toy research firm, Toys Up The Chimney Researchers of America.
His firm has just released its list of toys for the 2012 Christmas season that recent research studies conducted in over 300 shopping malls throughout America show will most probably not sell very well, if at all. Here is the list of the top 10 toys in that non-selling category.
- The Mitt Romney Action Figure Doll
- Belly Button Self-Piercing Kit
- Jello Toy Soldiers
- Nicki Minaj Clown Makeup
- Jeff Gordon Self-Wrecking Race Car
- Kirstie Alley E-Z Bake Industrial Oven
- Ndamukong Suh Little Kid Football Cleats
- Pet Charcoal Briquette
- Hank Williams Foot-In-Mouth Bobblehead Doll
- Gummy Bedbugs
NOTE: One of the nation's largest department store chains, Lollygag, has just announced that they are returning every single Mitt Romney Action Figure Doll to the manufacturer immediately.