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Sunday, 4 March 2007

And the People I'd Like to Choke And Kill this week are:

#1: The idiots who invented the store headlights that always seem to go out

It's fricking constant that I'll go out and visit a plaza that has collection of stores with broken lights that say things like "B_R_ERS" at Borders and "B__ _ATH AN __YOND". Also, why does every movie theatre not have enough letters to finish the movie titles. No joke, for an ENTIRE week my local cinemaplex listed:


As humans, we have climbed everest, split the atom, jumped in a shiny box and went to the moon, and yet we cannot keep the flippin lights on.

And those are the people I'd like to choke and kill this week.

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