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Monday, 12 November 2012

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Dear Spoof, please help.

I went out to purchase a toaster at the local Spoof-Mart the other day. To my enlightened surprise it came with a complimentary checking account. After this exciting surprise I immediately went to the Spoof & Shop supermarket and selected numerous kinds of bread for my new device.

Then I ventured over to the Spoof Bank to open the free checking account and lucky me I got a free toaster. Clearly I didn't need two toasters so I returned the first toaster that I bought at Spoof-Mart.

After learning of this they closed my Spoof Bank account for returning the purchased toaster from Spoof-Mart and took back the free toaster from Spoof Bank for the closing of my account. Now I have plenty of bread but no toaster, and no bank account. So I have to go buy a toaster and open a bank account again, but I must thoroughly re-examine the chronological order in which I proceed.

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