Hafbro Incorporated has an exciting new product ready for marketing. It's the new Teed "Electrifier Rectifier", the electric shock obedience collar for unruly children. Let's listen in with the device in use;
Mom - "Do your homework dear".
Miscreant child - "No mom I hate you".
Mom applying her new gadget - ZZT ZZZZT ZZZZZZTTT!
Brat - "AAAAAHHH! Okay okay, OUCH!"
Sure they may convulse or black out here and there but you'll have a spotless home, your pets are walked and fed, the laundry washed and immaculately folded and put away without the least of efforts by you.
It's also available in larger sizes too to revenge that dreaded "I do" fiasco. You'll get that beer guzzling bacon eating sloth to mow the lawn, change the oil in your car, and even rub your feet as you sip on a potent potable. It's terrific for entertaining company too.
When you have folks over just line up your collared family and hit the buzzer. They'll be flopping around like Rerun from "What's Happening" break dancing on hot coals providing fun and smiles for all.