Written by Ana Ward

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Saturday, 3 March 2007

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No matter where you come from, where you have been or whom you fancy - you will have heard about Harry's "butt" revealed and so has J K Rowling!

Whether you are hetrosexual, homosexual - O my goodness, he has grown up to be a nice well rounded young man!, or bi-sexual or just plain sexual - For a guy, I must admit he sure has a well toned butt - wish I could get mine like that!

you will have "a view" on or of Harry Potter's Butt!!

J K Rowling may pretend to be angry - but she is marching her "butt" to the bank and getting a stinking sh1t load of money for this "raw" deal BUTT she is stilling complaining! Should he have used a "butt" double??

From whichever end you look at it - YOU WILL HAVE A VIEW, whether you like it or not - is up to you, but look at it you will!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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