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Tags: Condoms, plain

Saturday, 3 March 2007

Dear P4YG,
I have been puzzling over this sexsual mystery for a while now?Why do they make flavored condoms?My hubbie and I have tried the plain and the flavored and neither one of us can tell the diff! Can you splain?'Fused in Frisco

Dear FNF,
Normally I don't like to alarm a letter writer but this seems to me a true emergency!Madam FNF, Your vagina clearly is lacking in taste buds.Flavored condoms was one of the biggest breakthroughs in women's sexsual liberation in the 60's,not long after Sexsual researcher Julia Child Comfort stumbled upon the vaginal tastebud.First reported in her book,The Joy of Cooking Sexsually,JC Comfort claims to have been fiddling down there with some creme anglaise when as she says:"Zooowwwyyy!My clit lit and my labia was enlightened!It was then I knew that my tater could taste,my smelter could smack its lips and labia could lick its chops!".
Dear tasteless twat,do not despair!You may only be pre-flavor-sensitive.Too many sex therapists are declaring vaginal inability to taste(VITT) a permanent condition.I have some clients who have been able to revitalize their vaginal tastebuds by daily masturbation with a regimen of sweet(Monday),sour(Tuesday),bitter(Wednesday),salty(Thursday) treats.take a rest on the weekend and resume on Monday.Some report Zooowwwyyy in one month.happy fiddlin' about!P4YG

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