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Tuesday, 30 October 2012

Congratulations to Andre Wisdom, the winner of our competition to play in a real Merseyside Derby. Andre chose to play at right-back for Liverpool. The 19-year-old heard about our competition through a kids' football magazine, and jumped at the chance to enter.

'It has been a dream throughout my childhood to play for Manchester United. i saw the chance to play for Liverpool and decided to settle for that.' Andre told us.

Andre's team, Liverpool, were outplayed by Everton on the day. Andre found Everton winger Kevin Mirallas very difficult to deal with throughout the first half, so asked Luis Suarez to hack Mirallas down for him. This made Andre's job easier, so he thanked Luis after the match: 'I wasn't enjoying it' he said. 'Kevin was doing my head in so I asked whatshisname with the teeth to have a go at him for me. This worked wonders and I really enjoyed the second half, I'd like to thank everyone at HOOF [the kids football magazine] and Liverpool for the opportunity.'

Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers spoke very highly of Andre after the game: 'Andre really impressed me. I'd also like to thank HOOF as I have now offered Andre a professional contract!'.

Previous winners of this competition:

Andre Wisdom (Liverpool)
Ali Dia (Southampton)
Jonny Evans (Manchester United)
Vito Mannone (Arsenal)
Dan Gosling (Newcastle)
Yago Falque (Tottenham Hotspur)
Michael Owen (Stoke City)
Carl Jenkinson (Arsenal)
Park Chu Young (Arsenal)
Alex Kacaniklic (Fulham)

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