Written by Ace Ventura

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Friday, 2 March 2007

Yes people I your beloved Ace Ventura is back and ready to ride that spankable ass!

It's been heard that a Justice League Movie is coming out nerds all over teh country fed on this i beleive one boy Augustus Nerdswell crashed the U.S. ARMY DEFCON SYSTEM so you Middle-Eastern's missed your chance! Only the hot chracter' shave been announced Wonder Woman will be played by Jessica Alba her suit has been modified to nothing but the bracelet's, tiara and magic rope so I'm sure all teh young men out there will be very pleased Mischa Barton has been rumored to play Supergirl her costume has aso been modified now the S logo will be paint and the redboot's is all that will be left of the old blue one Black Siren an unknown charcter is being played by Paris Hilton the producer's beleived that this suit was revealing enough but we all know Paris she insisted on teh fishnet stockings the black boots and teh gloves was all that remain Hawk Girl will be played by Angelina Jolie the wings the mace is all that are left I think this SCI-FI is sounding like a PORNO the two only other announcements are Starfire by Jennifer Aniston with nos uit and Raven by Courtney Coy wth the hood and nothing else

well Lois Lane is in the bathroom so I have two minutes to sneak Ventilation Duct

Till Next Week Dear Reader

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