We Were Just Fine Before You Got Here
The Runaway Daddy
Why You Weren't Baptized
101 Ways Mommy Could Have Daddy Arrested
Why Does Daddy Spend My Disability Money on Beer and Bitches?
I'm Not Going to College Am I?
Why Doesn't Daddy Have Milk Boobies?
The Very Hungry Caterpillar in My Pants
Why Mommy Scratched the "#1" Off All of Daddy's Father's Day Gifts
Why Daddy Doesn't Have a Vagina
Do Babies Come From Your Butt?
As a Matter of Fact, The Divorce WAS Your Fault
I'm Only Reading You This So Your Mommy Will Sleep With Me
Daddy Deals Drugs And Does Dope While I Do Dishes and Decide if I Desire Death
Why Our Visitations Are Monitored
Two Hippos Living in Sin
Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, Do You Know Who My Daddy Is?
Charlotte's Web of Deceit