Written by Mark Garrison

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We Were Just Fine Before You Got Here

The Runaway Daddy

Why You Weren't Baptized

101 Ways Mommy Could Have Daddy Arrested

Why Does Daddy Spend My Disability Money on Beer and Bitches?

I'm Not Going to College Am I?

Why Doesn't Daddy Have Milk Boobies?

The Very Hungry Caterpillar in My Pants

Why Mommy Scratched the "#1" Off All of Daddy's Father's Day Gifts

Why Daddy Doesn't Have a Vagina

Do Babies Come From Your Butt?

As a Matter of Fact, The Divorce WAS Your Fault

I'm Only Reading You This So Your Mommy Will Sleep With Me

Daddy Deals Drugs And Does Dope While I Do Dishes and Decide if I Desire Death

Why Our Visitations Are Monitored

Two Hippos Living in Sin

Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, Do You Know Who My Daddy Is?

Charlotte's Web of Deceit

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