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Wednesday, 17 October 2012

image for Football Gossip October 2012 - Edgar Davids Special The futures Bright - for North London hairdressers & opticians maybe

Former Dutch international Edgar Davids has joined the football leagues bottom club, North London Barnet.
The leagues bottom club? Has he been on the 'herbal cigarettes'? Has he confused his local football club with his local hairdressers...

The club announced Davids joined the struggling League Two outfit because they were his local club.
Well it beats commuting on the Northern Line every morning.

Davids, who won the Champions League with Ajax, is hoping to bring 'Total Football' to Barnet.
As opposed to the 'totally crap football' they've seen so far this season.

At his first game in attendance on saturday, the Bees slumped to a 4-1 home defeat to Plymouth Argyle.
He's gone from the Netherlands to the Never wins...

Fans were baffled at the former Ajax, Milan, Barcelona, Juventus & Spurs star dropping down to the lower leagues.
It must be because Barnet wear Orange *

* It has been pointed out to me that the Barnet kit is actually Gold, but hey, Edgar does wear very dark glasses.

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