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Sunday, 16 September 2012

Governor Mitt Romney called an impromptu press conference this morning to reply to a leaked memo that states his mother once referred to him as a weasel.

"My mother was a liar," said Romney with a red face and an angry tone in his voice, "She said I acted like a weasel, that's not the same!"

Reporter: "Governor, why did she say that?"

Romney: "It was nothing!"

Reporter: "Why?"

Romney: "Because I made a commercial for my father's opponent in his gubernatorial race in Michigan."

Reporter: "Why?"

Romney: "Because I got paid for it, dummy!"

Reporter: "Then you can understand why your mother called you a weasel?"

Romney: "Weasels are people too my friend, weasels are people too!"

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