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Tuesday, 18 September 2012

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Ace Michael Owen nets thief after watching raid on CCTV
Full Story: The Sun
He's got used to watching the action sitting down after being on the bench at Man United for so long...

Felippe 'Big Phil' Scolari wants to return to manage in England after getting the push from Palmeires....
Full Story: Talksport
Big Phil looking for a big job, I suggest he watches this space at West Ham to replace 'Big Sam'...

Prince William represented England in typical fashion during his trip to the Solomon Islands after he missed a series of penalty kicks against a 13-year-old goalkeeper.
Full story: Metro
Looks like Frank Lampards place in the team is safe for the time being.

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