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Sunday, 9 September 2012

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Moldova 0 England 5
Moldova were rolled over by The Three Lions. Two goals from Frank Lampard, one from Jermaine Defoe and first international strikes from James Milner and Leighton Baines.
I think even Leyton Orient might have scored against Moldova.

Scotland 0 Serbia 0
Manager Craig Levein told the press conference he believed that his team could win all 10 qualifying games.
He was wrong.

Kazakhstan 1 Republic of Ireland 2
James McClean has apologised for the foul-mouthed tweet that he angrily posted after being left on the bench during the Republic of Ireland's World Cup qualifier win in Kazakhstan.
A narrow win was put down to the luck of the Irish.
The foul mouthed tweet was down to the language of the Irish.

Wales 0 Belgium 2
The Welsh were defeated at home to a team containing 7 Premier League players including £6 million Vincent Kompany, £32 million Eden Hazard, £15million Marouane Fellaini, £15m Moussa Dembele and approx £12 million Jan Vertonghen .
Almost as expensive as Belgian chocolate.

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