Written by Mark Garrison
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Not yet published

Vomit

Run around in circles screaming "God help me!"

Insert planned parenthood phone numbers on speed dial

Practice masturbation

Prepare to rob bank

Every time you think "Please God no," take a shot of your favorite liquor.


« Return to your writers' desk

Share/Bookmark

56 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more