Arsenal chairman Peter Hill-Wood admits the Gunners cannot compete in the transfer market with Chelsea and Manchester City.
They are however very convenient for kebab shops and Screen On The Green cinema in Upper Street.
Newcastle will try again to sign winger Tom Ince, 20, from Blackpool in January after having a £4m bid rejected.
Rumours that the son of former England star Paul has already posed for a picture wearing a Man United shirt on instagram have already been denied.
Double Olympic gold medallist Mo Farah has urged his beloved Arsenal to sign him up as their fitness coach when his athletics career comes to an end.
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