Fulham may have sold Mousa Dembele to Tottenham during the transfer window, but Cottagers fans could soon be singing the player's name again, after one of their academy players - also named Mousa Dembele - scored a hat-trick for the club's U18s against Crystal Palace.
Two Mousa Dembele's, theirs only two Mousa Dembele's, two Mousa Dembele's...
Arsenal have not won a trophy for over seven years and the club has instructed some of its players to take up a new a sport - sitting volleyball - in an apparent bid to end that wait.
Talk about diversifying. Sitting volleyball? Sitting ducks more like...
Tottenham are ready to let keepers Carlo Cudicini, 38, and 31-year-old Heurelho Gomes go to Championship clubs on loan after the pair were squeezed out by the arrival of 25-year-old French stopper Hugo Lloris from Lyon.
I imagine the conversation will go something like this...
AVB: "Carlo - Hugo. Hugo - Carlo. Brad - Hugo. Hugo - Brad.
Hugo - You Stay. Carlo - You Go. Brad - You Go."