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Sunday, 2 September 2012

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Liverpool midfielder Jonjo Shelvey, 20, whose grandmother is from Edinburgh, has held talks with the SFA about potentially representing Scotland.
(Sunday Mirror)
"See you Jimmy, I mean Jonjo"

England manager Roy Hodgson insists he will stick with veterans Frank Lampard, Steven Gerrard and John Terry. Lampard, 34, Gerrard, 32, and Terry, 31, will not be discarded as they enter their 30s.
(Daily Star Sunday)
Someone should call the vet to put these vets out of their misery.

Sir Alex Ferguson has warned Wayne Rooney faces a career-long battle against his weight. Ferguson said: "Wayne is stocky, strong and really needs games."
(Mail On Sunday)
The worse thing is, if Rooney loses the weight, we'll be subjected to the 'Wayne Rooney Fitness DVD'

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